Time to get serious

You know the life of a super famous Hollywood actor isn't all hot tub parties, booze, and broads. Mostly it is, but once in a while even famous people like me have to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Sometime we are court ordered to give back to community, and sometimes it just makes common sense to throw your name and support out there for a worthy cause. It is in this spirit that I would like to hereby announce my full support for John Mclane for president.It's really a no brainer. I couldn't believe my ears when I heard some fellow famous people talking about politics the other day. They were talking about voting for that guy who broke those buildings, that Obama fellow. Call me old fashioned but I think our president should be someone who tries to save buildings from being broke. You know, like John Mclane. Someone who's not afraid to walk through glass in his bare feet to save a bunch of people. A true American hero. So remember to vote this December for John Mclane. Yippee Ki Ay Motherfuckers!