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I just want to share my greatness with the ordinary folks out there who need the sage words of a celebrity like me to help get them through their vacant , meaningless, non-famous days.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
You're drunk and you're surly and you want to fight
If you don't get off my back I'm going to miss my flight
I'm #1 on Yahoo, not you
That hasn't happened for the longest time
/ C Am F G / C Am D7 G / E7 Am G CC7 / F Dm G C /
Once you thought my fame was gone
Now you know the adoration goes on
That's were you've stabbed me when you put your arms around me
My plane's at four, I'll have to go to the ER
I haven't been there for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
I've got the talent your wife desires
While you reek of gin and perspire
You're so drunk I have to feed you, your wife has proposed and I agreed
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Your fame didn't last very long
You said your wife was tight, but we've been in bed so long
Maybe you were trying too hard
But I've gone this far and it's more than I hoped for
/ G - Am - / B7 - C - / Em - Am - / D D7 G G7 /
Who knows how much longer we'll go on
Maybe she'll be sorry when you're gone
I take my pants off, while you perform interpretive dance
I haven't seen that for the longest time
My plane is about to depart
You're naked on top of the serving cart
Now I know the cad that you are
You're talentless so far, and it's more than I hoped for
I don't care what show-tune you sing
Your wife wants to see Beijing
You are hopeless cad, I think you ought to know that
I have told you for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh...
http://loveisinblum.blogspot.com/2008/06/why-steve-zahn-is-berk-pt-1.html
Isn't that the song I saw you doing at the Mr. Burt Reynold's karaoke party?
It's the song I sang at your wedding.
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