Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The gloves are off

Okay Jeff. Have it your way. I intended for this forum to be a place to commune with the regular folk who don't reside in our lofty orbit, but you have seen fit to ruin it by using your fancy words and stuff. You know where to find me Jeff. If you want to have it out with me you can just come over sometime. You still have a toothbrush in my bathroom. We shouldn't fight in front of the normals. This should be done behind closed doors and only be viewable to the famous. Don't bite off anything farther than you can throw Jeffy. You'll rue the day. Go Zahn!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only reason that toothbrush is there is because your wife demands a clean mouth when I'm giving her the loving she sorely misses due to your.. ahem.. manly problems.

Anonymous said...

Oh and speaking of biting off.... how is McG these days? :)

steve zahn said...

FUCK YOU Goldblum. Will Smith told me you farted constantly on the set of Independence Day. And all craft service girls were pointing at you and laughing, because you think you are all that but you are just a big dumb stinky jerk.

Anonymous said...

Did he immediately say goodbye following this? Was this also at his house at 3 am in the morning when you were drunk on Rum dressed like a pirate?